Gimme Toro, Gimme Some More

Once the date was set, things went pretty fast. My wife's mom and sister, who are a hell of a lot of fun and completely wonderful, said they'd come up while I went into the hospital. My folks, who were equally excellent, offered to take me out for a meal at a restaurant of my choosing before I went in.

Since I had surgery and chemo ahead of me, I opted for sushi. I wouldn't be able to eat raw fish for a while, so off we went. I knew that neither of my folks were all that thrilled with sushi (they ended up going with some baked fish and rice), but it was a heartfelt show of support.

A few days later my mother and sister-in-law arrived. The night before the surgery, neither I nor my wife could sleep. We got up around three and went downstairs to talk.

At this point I thought there was a ten percent chance that I'd die on the table. My wife later told me it was closer to thirty. Regardless, we went over a few things. I wrote down all the usernames and passwords for our assorted online accounts and we talked about my final wishes.

That didn't take long. Mainly because I didn't have any elaborate or dramatic wishes other than "let people take whatever they want to remember me by." To me, it seemed a little pompous to put all this weight on possessions that ultimately didn't mean anything. I thought it'd mean more to my friends and family if they could pick something that reminded them of me. When my grandma died, the one thing I took that reminded me most of her was a funky TV tray with bongos on it. I'd eaten many a Thanksgiving meal off that tray and it was something I always associated with going to Grandma's. I didn't want to deprive someone else of that opportunity to take something.

What's more it still seemed abstract and surreal. I felt like I was watching a movie. I was a little nervous about the operation, but there really wasn't anything to do. There was nothing I could do other than go forward, and crying or worrying wasn't going to make things any better.

Point and Click

After all the tests and back and forth, my neurologist and oncologist agreed that they'd need to do a biopsy on the tumor so the oncologist would know exactly what he was dealing with. They'd been reading up on my special snowflake of a tumor, which was remarkably rare. Par. In order to get that biopsy, they'd have to do brain surgery. The date was set for a morning in June. I had two weeks to get ready.

Since the tumor was in such a delicate spot, they'd go in and get a small chunk of it for the pathologist to study. Then, they'd use that info to determine the best way to get rid of the thing. They'd literally be going through my brain in order to get to it. I would be awake the whole time.

Naturally, I had questions. Would this hurt? Would I be able to feel anything? Would I shit my pants whenever I heard a doorbell for the rest of my life?

Thanfully, the answer was 'no' to all these questions. The brain has no nerve endings, so there'd be no pain and I likely wouldn't feel anything. Your brain is more permeable than you'd think -- the fibers of the tissue have some give and would allow the needle/instrument to go right into my brain without cutting or puncturing any of the surrounding tissue. It'd be like when you insert your hand into a tree or bush -- you can touch the center of it, but when you remove your hand the tree's fine. It's in the exact same shape it was before you put your hand into it. It'd be the same thing with my brain.

However. There was a 30% chance I could die. On top of that, since the tumor was right up against my optic nerve, there was a chance I could go blind. Not the greatest odds, but I didn't have much of a choice. The tumor was growing by the day, and had shown no signs of slowing.

I had a lot of faith in the doctor who'd be performing the surgery, so we set a date. I had a couple weeks to get ready.